REal Student.

Syllabus:80 GB __
We study: 80 MB__
Retains in mind: 80KB__
Write in exam: 80 Bytes__
Result comes in binary digits i.e,
00
01
10
11.. ­­:D :D

A Gal n SALESMAN....

girl: yo dress ko price kati ho ??
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salesman: Rs 1000
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girl: UFF..!!
....

ani tyo pink color ko ni ???

salesman : UFF + UFF

A Small BoY........

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O